Ep042: Haunting Memories Through Empty Corridors

Our adventurers continue investigating the Payne Chateau, where Brutus Payne was said to have murdered his family and staff, in a fit of rage. Within the old mansion, visions of the past assault the group, as they search for clues as to what happened to Enja Everwinter and her fellow comrades. Just what was their connection to Brutus Payne? What horrible things lie within the old home of the Payne family?

Read More
Ep041: Welcome to the Payne Chateau

Our adventurers have left the city of Narquelion, and have begun their trek to the Payne Chateau, in an effort to uncover secrets from the dreadful dream journal that the team carries around. From an old trail, a huge building which shouldn't exist looms above them. The group has been told that the estate was burned down long ago, though. Just what exactly happened at the Payne Chateau?

Read More
Ep040: The Lunisolar Cannon

Our adventurers have been given some information about the schematics that Alastair has been carrying around with him, but even after they learn of the boon it might grant them, can the group convince Professor VonDrakovitch to help them? Even if they do, is the mad genius going to be trustworthy enough to work on something so important? After they work things out with the Professor, where will the team head to next?

Read More
Ep039: It's Not a Battle With a Supernova, It's Brain Surgery!

Our adventurers are face to face with one of the Five Supernovas of the region, Saturn Vohlo, who has summoned a portal to Glearis Galaxyrender! While being confronted by their arch enemy, and a foe adept at arcane magic and dark deals, the group must also scramble to try and put Professor VonDrakovitch's brain into a body, in an effort to bolster their fighting force! After all the time it takes to complete the surgery, will it have been too late? How will the team manage to deal with a Supernova who's been ordered to destroy them??

Read More
ep037: Shimmering Scales of Hatred

Our adventurers have been confronted with a body that Professor VonDrakovitch has lost control of, and seems to be fixated on Alastair, desiring his demise! As the Bard fights against his foe, and while Jandar attempts to fell the monster, the base erupts with chaos, as the dreaded Zyklon Bloodbane has sent word that he needs to speak with Professor VonDrakovitch, but the professor has no body to speak with! As her comrades attempt to fell the twisted creation, Tilly rushes to prevent an even stronger menace from arriving in the region.

Read More
ep036: The GS-01 Auxiliary Labs

Our adventurers part ways with Swampborough the Treant, and head further south towards the location where the Bloodbane family has set up a base. At the stronghold, the team sneaks around, trying to learn some more information, and encounter a division of Dragonborn, as well as strange, stitched together creatures. Has Professor VonDrakovitch been experimenting in a new location?

Read More
ep035 The Modus Operandi of a Maniac

Our adventures learn some startling facts about Telomere Venomstar, one of the world's most deadly serial killers, and how he was supposed to have been sealed away at Illithid Penitentiary. After that, the team makes their final decision on where they're going next, and leave the city of Narquelion. On their travels, they encounter a mysterious being who's happy to provide information, if the group can survive his stories!

Read More
ep034: Knocking Back a Few With an Unlikely Ally

Our adventurers gather information throughout the city of Narquelion, in an attempt to learn about Gila Swamp and the Payne Chateau. During the investigation, the team encounters a familiar looking Half Orc, and are able to learn some facts about the region, as well as confront someone who has been spying on them. Why has the Bloodbane family set their focus upon the group?

Read More
ep033 The Damp Shadow

Our adventurers begin the trek towards the city of Narquelion, after leaving the Rainbow Valley. Along the way, the group must not only contend with their curses forcing them to read pages from the Dream Journal, but they must also deal with the mysterious presence that's been following them along on their long journey. Just who is this fourth person of the team?

Read More
ep032 A Fitting End to the Twins

Our adventurers continue their battle to the death with Lucidia'Grawl, neither side relenting. While the group fights to make sure the mad Ettin is destroyed, as Grawl funnels more and more dark energy into his poor sister. The sorrowful fate of Lucidia is soon to be determined! Will the group be able to withstand the darkness of the Shadowfell, intensified by the Shard of the Black Pyramid?

Read More
Guest User
Noobs and Dragons ep029

Our adventurers continue to wander through the shining Prismatic Palace, deep within the Rainbow Valley. Necrotic energy from the Shadowfell now hangs in the air of the castle, corrupting any Fey within. As the group explores, they find an old mirror that's been sealed away, but what is it about their reflections that reminds them of the Dream Journal?

Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep028

Our adventurers are being stalked by the horrifying lunatic known as Telomere Venomstar through the Rainbow Valley in the dark of the night. After eluding the maniac, the group rushes to the Prismatic Palace, in order to investigate the source of the blight which is destroying the forest. The Warlock they escaped from mentioned Lucidia'Grawl was within the Fey castle. What kind of mysteries will they find within the labyrinth?


Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep027

Our adventurers have begun their trek into the Rainbow Valley, so that they can investigate the Prismatic Palace. With the Flumph known as Walter in tow, they journey through the woods until they encounter a stranger in the night. When conversation with the stoic Telomere Venomstar begins to become heated, and his power is revealed, what kind of nightmares will be unleashed upon the group?

Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep026

Our adventures investigate the Depths of Thornhaven, in an effort to gather their forgotten loot. After meeting back up, the group discusses where to go next, and begins making their trek to the Rainbow Valley in the north, in the hopes of saving the forest of Fey. The Prismatic Palace is home to an ancient Fey Lord, but the crystals that made the castle were mined from deep within the earth, where dark things sleep.

Find out what happens next on this weeks episode of Noobs and Dragons.

Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep025

Episode 25:

Our adventurers are being interrogated by Percival Steelbreeze, for the crime of murder in the city of Narquelion! Despite just saving the town, evidence has piled up against Tilly, and the group tries to figure out how to save their comrade from jail. Meanwhile, dark shadows loom up out of the Depths of Thornhaven, to strike at the city!


Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep024

Our adventures have split up, with Jandar confronting the Orcish warrior Slag Gorgathal, while Alastair and Tilly attempt to deactivate the time bomb, created by Tilly's father. As the Ranger battles to the death with the Voidthresher, the Bard and Cleric fumble with strange and archaic contraptions that could destroy the city of Narquelion! What chance do they have to survive?


Read More
Noobs and Dragons ep023

Our adventurers have learned that Glearis Galaxyrender has planted a bomb within the Depths of Thornhaven, which if detonated would end the lives most the citizens in Narquelion! As the group rushes towards the lowest levels of the secret base of the Cult of the Dark Star, they're confronted by Foul Spawn, traps, and a veteran from the Voidthresher Tribe. Will they make it time to prevent the bomb from exploding?

Read More