Join a team of newbies as they journey through a world of imagination with the help of Craig_WK! What weekly adventures wait for them in the magical world of Geisel? Find out as they play Dungeons & Dragons together.
Season one stars Grimlock, Jazze, and Chops, as they explore the region of Narquelion and try to find out the secrets of a strange dream journal they received! Season two stars Matrik, LPJ, and Sphinx as they investigate bizarre disappearances in the city of Rayburn Falls!
Confronted by the horrific sight of a body rising up from the dead, and pouring out an unknown darkness, the group is faced with a terrifying reality. Will they stay and fight, or run off in an effort to save themselves? Just what is this Rohn Glazma being that Lockgrim Voidthresher has made a pact with? Can the team survive this delivery job?
Read MoreWith the blockade setup through the night, it seems that Lockgrim Voidthresher and his band of Orcs and Half-Orcs have gotten closer to the group and the case they're delivering. Deciding to sneak into the nearby forests, in order to avoid confrontation with too large a force, the party finds themselves going in a very indirect route, using up more time. What lies within the forest near Flamecore Pass?
Read MoreRushing out of Bloodfury Gorge, leaving behind Lockgrim Voidthresher, Gorbo Borgo the Ogre, the Imp, and the strange hooded figure, the group continues their journey east. Stopping to set up camp, the group comes across a cave where they might be able to take shelter, but what lies within this cavern? When they find out someone is already using it, will that person be up for sharing?
Read MoreWhile the team prepares for their journey, and Jean Claude Pierre Paul battles it out in the ring, a dark shadow descends upon the group! When a large spectral Ogre begins wrecking the place, what will they do? What chance do they have against such a powerful and dumb ghastly giant?
Read MoreA new adventure begins which is (slightly,) lower quality during the quarantine! This interlude shows the adventures of Ophelia, Lysander, and Jean Claude Pierre Paul, as they're offered the small job of dropping off a package. What's the worst that could happen?
Read MoreThe trilogy of character creation episodes ends with Sphinx making his character for the intermission adventure that will be happening in the world of Geisel, while the events of season two unfold. What type of character will Sphinx make to mix things up, and step away from the spell slinging Thelonius?
Read MoreOur series continues, with LPJ creating the character he'll use for the upcoming mini adventure for Noobs and Dragons, as the primary season is on hiatus during the quarantine. What kind of character will LPJ design to fit along with the Cleric that MatrikOnStage had made the previous week?
Read MoreWith the spread of the Coronavirus and the quarantine, our studio is on lockdown, and in order to bring you the highest possible content for Noobs and Dragons season two, we've decided to put that show on hiatus. Until the time comes when we can relaunch the show though, we're still going to provide our listeners with content: just not as high of quality content. The season two crew will be creating some new characters to play a mini adventure in the world of Geisel, and today we have MatrikOnStage making his character.
Read MoreAs the group is recuperating at the Myrtille Auberge, they're visited by both Avraham Goldbeard as well as Orevalt Stonepike. Three terrible events have occurred throughout the previous night, with someone going missing, another being stabbed to death, and the third being missing, but leaving behind a pool of blood. Time is of the essence, what path will the team go down? And when they've made their decision, will they ultimately regret it?
Read MoreLazslo, mad scientist of the Bloodbane family has decided that he would destroy the heroes who stand in his way, make his way to the surface, destroy the city of Rayburn Falls, and recover Project X-3.19! Alice, Hannibal, and Thelonius are the only three that can stand in the lunatic's way, but against the horrific might of his bio-mechanical monster, what chance do they have? Will the group make it, or will Rayburn Falls truly become the City of Endless Night?
Read MoreIn the bowels of the Atelier of Lazslo, the group finds the laboratory where the sinister project was birthed, but when they find themselves with more questions than answers, they have to make a tough decision. Will they open the capsule that presumably houses Lazslo himself? Just who is this strange scientist who sought to work on such a horrifying creation? What dreaded connections to the past does the mad man have? And when madness swells in the basement of the atelier, will Alice, Hannibal, and Thelonius survive?
Read MoreAfter finding the plug in the Failure Zone for the terminal, the group must contend not only with a horrifying trap, but also the cursed Zombie Mage they've dubbed Frank. The Failure Zone of the Atelier of Lazslo is filled with monstrosities, and soon they may be forced to deal with all of them at once. Deeper into the laboratory, within the Disposal Zone, the team encounters a truly horrifying monster that blocks their way. Will they be able to advance deeper into the lair of Lazslo? Or will they meet their end, at the hands, claws, and teeth of his experiments?
Read MoreIn the midst of investigating the Atelier of Lazslo, the trio has found an elaborate study in the Research Zone of the laboratory, that's guarded by a huge, ogre-like Dragonborn with five Chromatic dragon heads. As Hannibal and Alice grab the plug needed for the console, Thelonius is stuck staring down the brutish monstrosity in front of them. When the beastly oaf goes on the offensive, can the group survive one of the creations of Lazslo? What else lies within the depths of the lab? What's within the Failure Zone of the atelier?
Read MoreWhile interrogating Juliana Blightcaller, the team learns about the Great Old Ones, the city known as Shath'Philfgsh, and more than they could possibly imagine about the universe. Afterwards, the group goes to investigate what could potentially be the laboratory that Botulism Bloodbane once used long ago. What dangers lurk within the old lab? Will some of the answers they seek be found within? Do they even have the key to get inside?
Read MoreThe group continues their investigation at the Red Gorgon Saloon, after having split up. While Thelonius discusses matters with Flack Chimerazon, Alice and Hannibal chat with Norbert Tinkledink, the shoe-loving cobbler who was friends with Roscoe. Will the team learn any clues to help them track down a killer? When the team decides to go interrogate Juliana Blightcaller, they hope to learn a few things, but perhaps they'll learn more than they bargained for?
Read MoreStanding midst the graves of the Rayburn Cemetery, the group has found that the wife of Mornn Ballantine is not within the casket she was buried in, and instead seems to have dug her way out of the coffin. What happened all those years ago, that caused Pyralis to rise from the dead and escape her tomb? Afterwards, the group learns of a murder in the city, but it doesn't seem to match the disappearances from before! What is happening in Rayburn Falls?
Read MoreWithin the Land of Nod, in a strange dream of a battlefield, the group encounters a young Grigor Gratzer who wants the brain of a strange Wood Elf with dragon-parts, who seemed to transform from a dragon. When that dream ends, and the dimension begins to transition, the group finds themselves dealing with the worst possible person. When the trio is forced to interact with a Lord of Madness, what hope do they possibly have?
Read MoreThe group has been granted three dreams by a mysterious cloaked figure, where they'll travel to the Land of Nod, a dimension of dreams. The first dream has introduced the trio to Tytherion, who witnessed the forging of the Armor of Endless Night. As the dreams transitions, it seems like the darkness within the team's heart manifests into a horrifying nightmare. Will the three heroes survive such a bizarre world?
Read MoreVisited early in the morning by Avraham Goldbeard, the councilor of the Church District, the group learns about the Catacombs of Kuru, where a lieutenant of Azadon was sealed away long ago. While debating on dealing with cultists, the trio decides to investigate the strange letter they received, and go to the Moonlight Cloak and find out how they can learn about the past. Who will the team find within the inn found within the New Residential District?
Read MoreJoined by the councilman Flack Chimerazon, the group investigates the Grand Duke Lion Cathedral, but all the while the councilor of the New Residential District is getting more and more drunk. When the group needs to make a report, and also follow the drunken Chimerazon, they trio splits up, with Hannibal and Alice going to the Sheriff's office, and Thelonius hunting down the councilman. As Thelonius deals with Chimerazon's Raiders, Hannibal and Alice run into a strange cobbler. Will the group meet up and learn any new clues?
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